Do the dishes, they said.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/09/2015 at 00:48 • Filed to: AHHHHHHHH!

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It’ll be fun, they said.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 00:53

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Dude, run the fuck away.

1111111111111111111111 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 00:54

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I sure as shit hope you have a garbage disposal.

CB > TheHondaBro 07/09/2015 at 00:55

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Does that look like your bed buddy?

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 00:55

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TheHondaBro > CB 07/09/2015 at 00:56

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That spider lives a couple of miles from my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep! Where I come to play with my toys.

x87172 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 01:47

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Obligatory.

911e46z06 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 02:11

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If I were you, there would be a big ass 12 gauge hole in my sink.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 03:18

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Either this, or a mass exodus of ants crawling under the counter.

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 03:27

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Wait... how did that get there?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 04:41

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scoop it up , take outside , then step on it.

problem solved.

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 06:28

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Looks tasty.

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 07:47

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The good news is that soap breaks water tension and allows the spider to drown instead of running across the surface of the water.

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 08:26

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lol dayum! I try not to kill spiders (just move them outside when I find them), however that one is one that I would likely coax down the garbage disposal and turn it on.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 08:30

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You know what to do.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 09:03

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so I hear you’re moving?

how fun

user314 > smobgirl 07/09/2015 at 19:44

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/10/2015 at 08:52

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Found this lovely lady last week.

I wasn’t willing to put anything near her for scale, but she’s about the size of the palm of my hand (legs included).

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/10/2015 at 09:12

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I like the garden spiders and orb weavers quite a bit. We have the tiny yellow ones here.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/10/2015 at 09:18

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I like them as long as I know where they are. There’s hardly anything worse than an unseen web wrapping around your face. The spaz dance is strong in this one.